Tinfoil Hat Time

"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
02/28/2017 at 16:01 • Filed to: Theory Time!

Opponauts followed by spam bots followed by the CIA followed by the FBI, everyone gets followed and as soon as we start to take action, Amazon breaks the internet. Maybe Amazon are working with the FBI and CIA and are illuminati. Afterall, 3 sides/points/angles to a triangle and three organizations working together. Boom, illuminati.

Or a weird string of coincidences, whatever floats your boat, or as I say “whatever sinks your titanic.”

DISCUSSION (21)

MonkeePuzzle > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:05

that’s crazy...

*turns up background music*

...meet me outside to discuss this further

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:07

*goes cross eyed*

Dave the car guy , still here > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:09

*looks for bugs in work phone*

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:16

What the illuminati really wants you to think is that tinfoil hats block radio waves, when in fact they increase connectivity to your brain!!!!!111!!!!

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
02/28/2017 at 16:19

Up voted for visibility. This is the real problem.

*dons lead helmet*

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
02/28/2017 at 16:19

AHHHHhhhhhHHHhHHhHhhhh!!!! I knew I should have bought the lead hat!

TheRevanchist > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:21

Well, it’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:21

Also “A” is a triangle and there are three letters in FBI, CIA and AWS.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:23

I’VE GOT MINE!!!

*dons lead helmet*

Urambo Tauro > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:24

FWD Corvette confirmed.

Shoop > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
02/28/2017 at 16:48

I would like to point out that finalchan.net is completely unaffected by the aws crash, and is fully functional and can fulfill all your shitposting needs